February 2012
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“You know, sometimes I wonder if I’m on drugs. But then I remember...”
– Me.
Friend: I'm glad.
Me: Hi, I'm ziploc!
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ezios-vitals:
limiculous:
Yes, it’s violin....
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English-speaker: Ooh, speak French to me baby.
French-speaker: Ta mere est une vache, et je foutais ta salope d'une soeur la nuit dernière.
English-speaker: Oh, you're such a romantic!
Announcer: THE ARTIST? TWO FOR YOU!
Harry Potter: bu-
Announcer: HUGO? FOUR FOR YOU, HUGO, YOU GO HUGO!
Harry Potter: uh-
Announcer: Is War Horse in the audience? Here you go, one for you...
Harry Potter: excuse me-
Announcer: AND NONE FOR HARRY POTTER BYE
katnisscumberbatchoftheshire:
johnthehedgehog:
How I felt when I found out Benedict wasn’t at the Oscars:
When I found out he was instead at Elton John’s AIDS foundation viewing party:
dammit benedict!
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Lol, remember when Benedict Cumberbatch turned...
“And if you’re a black man, you can play a donkey or a zebra!”
– Chris Rock (via bergmanngabor)
The Presenter, starring Robert Downey Jr.
Best Documentary 2013 Oscar Nomination
85th Annual Academy Awards
Best Actor: Martin Freeman - The Hobbit
Best Director: Peter Jackson - The Hobbit
Best Special Effects: The Hobbit
Best Soundtrack: The Hobbit
Best Picture: The Hobbit
Best Everything Ever: The Hobbit
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conanofallon:
if all these hollywood stars think the stress of being nominated for an academy award is hard, they should try simultaneously live-blogging, tweeting, eating, photoshopping and watching the television screen all at once
heysammy:
martinfreemans:
maybe benedict isn’t real. maybe he doesn’t really exist. maybe he’s a person who we’ve all made up.
#ibelieveinbenedict #cumberbatchisreal
kimj0ngfun:
plot twist benedict cumbetbatch is the oscar
kissedmequiteinsane:
A moment of silence because Harry Potter has gone ten years without an Oscar.
fezzesandtophats:
Dear Airport,
You have been replaced.
Sincerely, Benedict Cumberbatch
bearpolars:
The Oscars should win a Gary Oldman.
