May 2012
is having a penis weird
like
it just hangs there
occasionally flopping
prairielullaby:
are you ever so involved in your own little world you actually forget most people are actually offended by things like nudity and certain clothes and body types and sexual orientations
Lestrade to Sherlock: Will you come?
Me: HNNNHGGGG
teacher: where is your homework?
me: whoa there! please wait an hour before asking any more questions.
I want your love And I want your revenge
labish:
I have no regrets making this
mrpondismypatronus:
its-an-ear-hat-john:
guys
guys
you thought tumblr went crazy over The Avengers?
just wait until The Hobbit comes out
I've noticed that all emotions and feelings are... →
jammy-john:
jammy-john:
Sadness in reality;
Sadness on tumblr;
Happiness in reality;
Happiness on tumblr;
Anger in reality;
Anger on tumblr;
Fear in reality;
Fear on tumblr;
Shock in reality;
Shock on tumblr;
Love in reality;
Love on tumblr;
But I’m not complaining; its fantastic.
Oh my god you guys
WHEN DID THIS GET OVER 30K NOTES!?
THANK YOU
I...
moraniarty:
sometimes i just remember that i haven’t actually met my internet friends in real life and they live thousands of miles away. and that they actually have a house and a family and go to school or college and they do stuff and they exist not on the internet and then i realise how fragile our friendship is
like they could just get bored and never log on again and that would be it
sebastianthedog:
one night two parents went out for dinner
a few hours later the baby sitter called and asked if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids room
the dad told her to get out of the house and call the police and that they didnt have a clown statue
when the police got there it turned out they did have a clown statue and the dad had alzheimers
ibeggedformercytwice:
barackfuckingobama:
I bet Spiderman left New York City for a day trip and when he came back, he saw the catastrophic aftermath of The Avengers and he was like
“I WAS GONE FOR ONE DAY. ONE DAY.”
It was obvious, wasn’t it?
He was on a school trip.
ibeggedformercytwice:
barackfuckingobama:
I bet Spiderman left New York City for a day trip and when he came back, he saw the catastrophic aftermath of The Avengers and he was like
“I WAS GONE FOR ONE DAY. ONE DAY.”
It was obvious, wasn’t it?
He was on a school trip.
I've noticed that Supernatural, Sherlock and...
castiel-sherlocked-in-tardis:
SuperWhoLock - one fandom to rule them all!
mleting:
I wish I could say alsdjfaowiegjsldkfjsfd in real life
Isn’t that just spazzing like a bipolar hamster?
my friends: i love it when my boyfriend tells me he loves me
me: i love it when my microwave tells me my food is ready
Romeo: I just met you
Romeo: and this is crazy
Romeo: but marry me in three days
Romeo: and commit mutual suicide
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mmmlibertyy:
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